Creeper: You need to tell your boss to fix your fucking cameras so they move. That's what the bowl is for. I mean somebody could just spill your guts all over this nice floor.
Jenna, Leevi, Amanda, and Brandon: (confused, creeped out looks on their faces).....what? (creeper walks out the door) did he just threaten to kill us?
Dude I'm so glad Liz and I trusted our gut instict and didn't give him a ride!
ReplyDeleteDid you ever hear about the Guy that was hidding in alco with a machete waiting for us to close out the store. Luckily we closed early that one time and was out of the store before he came out of the shadows.
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