things i've heard in the bar
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Pick Up Lines (from the book)
Nice legs. What time to they open?
Hey, so are we going to sleep together tonight?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Why are you so picky? I'm not.
Is there a vet in this town? Because these pythons are sick.
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