The Book

Lucas: What is that? The fuckin' bad ass comic book or what?

Funday Tuesday

Tyler: How often does funday tuesday come around?

Leevi: I don't know-every funday.

Stratton Drunk

Abbey: Jenna! You need to get Stratton drunk again!  

I want to see it!

Jenna: No! Not tonight anyways.

Abbey: What about if we go to Fort Collins or go see the boys?

Jenna: Hmmm, maybe.  I'll only get Stratton drunk if I'm out of Burlington.

Jeff Boe-ism #1

Can I ask you a question?  You got a nice butt.

desperado

Tasha: Lucas, I love it when you sing!

Lucas: Most people do.  Desperadooo.....

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

take 1

take 2

Cameras

Creeper: You need to tell your boss to fix your fucking cameras so they move.  That's what the bowl is for.  I mean somebody could just spill your guts all over this nice floor.

Jenna, Leevi, Amanda, and Brandon:  (confused, creeped out looks on their faces).....what? (creeper walks out the door) did he just threaten to kill us?

Pick Up Lines (from the book)

• Nice legs.  What time to they open?
• Hey, so are we going to sleep together tonight?
• How much does a polar bear weigh?  Enough to break the ice.
• Why are you so picky?  I'm not. 
• Is there a vet in this town?  Because these pythons are sick.

Chocolate Panda

Jess (to Jenna): Have you talked to my sister Amanda?

Hawk (from across the bar): What's this about a chocolate panda? Is it a shot?

Jenna: It is now.

side note: the chocolate panda shot only actually worked once and will never be made again.....unless Hawk comes back to visit :) Then we might try it again.

P. Diddy's Vodka

Jeff Boe: What's that bottle there behind you?

Jenna: This one? It's Ciroc.

Jeff Boe:  Ciroc?  What's that? Vodka?

Jenna: Yeah, it's P. Diddy's vodka.

Jeff Boe: What? You peed in the vodka?