The Book

Lucas: What is that? The fuckin' bad ass comic book or what?

Funday Tuesday

Tyler: How often does funday tuesday come around?

Leevi: I don't know-every funday.

Stratton Drunk

Abbey: Jenna! You need to get Stratton drunk again!  

I want to see it!

Jenna: No! Not tonight anyways.

Abbey: What about if we go to Fort Collins or go see the boys?

Jenna: Hmmm, maybe.  I'll only get Stratton drunk if I'm out of Burlington.

Jeff Boe-ism #1

Can I ask you a question?  You got a nice butt.

desperado

Tasha: Lucas, I love it when you sing!

Lucas: Most people do.  Desperadooo.....

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

take 1

take 2

Cameras

Creeper: You need to tell your boss to fix your fucking cameras so they move.  That's what the bowl is for.  I mean somebody could just spill your guts all over this nice floor.

Jenna, Leevi, Amanda, and Brandon:  (confused, creeped out looks on their faces).....what? (creeper walks out the door) did he just threaten to kill us?

Pick Up Lines (from the book)

• Nice legs.  What time to they open?
• Hey, so are we going to sleep together tonight?
• How much does a polar bear weigh?  Enough to break the ice.
• Why are you so picky?  I'm not. 
• Is there a vet in this town?  Because these pythons are sick.

Chocolate Panda

Jess (to Jenna): Have you talked to my sister Amanda?

Hawk (from across the bar): What's this about a chocolate panda? Is it a shot?

Jenna: It is now.

side note: the chocolate panda shot only actually worked once and will never be made again.....unless Hawk comes back to visit :) Then we might try it again.

P. Diddy's Vodka

Jeff Boe: What's that bottle there behind you?

Jenna: This one? It's Ciroc.

Jeff Boe:  Ciroc?  What's that? Vodka?

Jenna: Yeah, it's P. Diddy's vodka.

Jeff Boe: What? You peed in the vodka?

Get Out of Jail Free Crad

This is Messenger's "get out of jail free card" he left me one night.  The end of the night went a little something like this.....

Mess: I'm leaving.
Me: Ok, Mess. Be careful, please.
Mess: Pshh, Jenna. Don't even worry about it.  (takes a napkin) Give me a pen. (starts writing)  Here, if you get pulled over just give the cops this and you'll be fine.