Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Sex on Bonny Dam

While playing mix-a-drink....

Dusty: Instead of Sex on the Beach we should call it Sex on Bonny Dam and make it shitty!


Monday, May 9, 2011

2 Inch Blade

While partying at the bowling alley Boy Sam goes outside to smoke...

Random Mexican: Hey, you ever been stabbed with a 2 inch blade?
Boy Sam: Uhhh...no.
Random Mexican: Do you want to be?
Boy Sam: Um no, I'm good.  Thanks.