things i've heard in the bar
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Sex on Bonny Dam
While playing mix-a-drink....
Dusty:
Instead of Sex on the Beach we should call it Sex on Bonny Dam and make it shitty!
Monday, May 9, 2011
2 Inch Blade
While partying at the bowling alley Boy Sam goes outside to smoke...
Random Mexican: Hey, you ever been stabbed with a 2 inch blade?
Boy Sam: Uhhh...no.
Random Mexican: Do you want to be?
Boy Sam: Um no, I'm good. Thanks.
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