Crunchy Beer

(Dusty takes a drink of beer after Kale gets done hitting Dusty's bottle with his own, chipping the bottle)

Dusty: Why was that last drink crunchy?

Jenna: What? Crunchy?

Dusty: Yeah, I don't know.  It was just like crunchy.

Jenna and Jenni: umm...that's because there's glass in your beer, Dusty.

Crazy Tom-ism #2

Jeff Boe signs 'I love you' 

(points to his eye, crosses his heart, 

points to Tom)

Crazy Tom: I don't know braille-quit talking to me like that!

Happy St. Patty's! By Liz

 Before the Route: 

"I'm sober."

After the Route: 

"No, I'm not." Yucky. 

"That's no 4 leaf clover...that's barf."

Happy St. Patty's!

-by Liz-

Jeff Boe-ism #2

Jeff Boe:

(talking about crazy Tom)

He's so drunk he thinks he's me!

Soup & Hot Tubs

George: I got invited to go have soup once.

Jenna: I never get invited over for soup, just the hot tub.

George: Start becoming ugly, Jenna, then you'll get offered soup instead of hot tubs.