Situation

Andy: Jenna, call Mess and ask him about a situation happening later.

*ring, ring*

Mess: Hello?

Jenna: Hey Mess, what's this I hear about a situation happening later?

Mess: I don't know, but you can touch my cock if you want.

G

Lucas: What's the 'G' stand for? Gin?

Crazy Tom-ism #1

Pardon the French-Hell I am French!

Dear Joe

Dear Joe,

  This does not work and I don't want to come to your room.  Good try though.

Sincerely, Jenna

P.S. You spelled "Inn" wrong

How to be awesome like Chase

How to be awesome like Chase

-Lots of Chinese buffets

-Leadership capabilities

-Bandit shirt

-Love shots

-Something about a polar bear

Added later (by Chase and Jenna)

Don't be like him!!!

EVER!!! :)

I HEART CHASE!

Just add alcohol!

I heart Jenna always!

Boom Shaka Laka

Tray of Shots

Approximately 1:45 a.m. Mess goes outside to smoke, propping open the side door...

Leevi: LAST CALL!!

Mess: (pokes his head inside the door) LEEVI! (holds up 10 fingers)

Leevi: You want 10 shots?  (Mess nods his head yes)

Mess finishes his cig and comes inside....

Mess: Where's my tray of shots?!

Jersey Shore

Big Burly Man (that looks like he could be on Jersey Shore): Do you watch Jersey Shore?  Do you know what that is?

Jenna: uhh...yeah...

Big Burly Man: Oh, I just wasn't sure if you had MTV out here or not.