Stripper

Boy: So you bartend huh? Bet you could make more money as a stripper.

Jenna: Uh yeah, I guess maybe I could....

Boy: You could be my own private stripper, I have a lot of money.

Sex on Bonny Dam

While playing mix-a-drink....

Dusty: Instead of Sex on the Beach we should call it Sex on Bonny Dam and make it shitty!



2 Inch Blade

While partying at the bowling alley Boy Sam goes outside to smoke...

Random Mexican: Hey, you ever been stabbed with a 2 inch blade?

Boy Sam: Uhhh...no.

Random Mexican: Do you want to be?
Boy Sam: Um no, I'm good.  Thanks.

Too Tight Pants Dance

This is Lucas demonstrating his too tight pants dance.

Mexican

Boy Sam: You're Mexican, right Jenna?

Jenna: Uhh no I'm not Mexican at all Sam.

Boy Sam: You're like half Mexican, Jenna. It's ok-it's a beautiful thing.

Crunchy Beer

(Dusty takes a drink of beer after Kale gets done hitting Dusty's bottle with his own, chipping the bottle)

Dusty: Why was that last drink crunchy?

Jenna: What? Crunchy?

Dusty: Yeah, I don't know.  It was just like crunchy.

Jenna and Jenni: umm...that's because there's glass in your beer, Dusty.

Crazy Tom-ism #2

Jeff Boe signs 'I love you' 

(points to his eye, crosses his heart, 

points to Tom)

Crazy Tom: I don't know braille-quit talking to me like that!

Happy St. Patty's! By Liz

 Before the Route: 

"I'm sober."

After the Route: 

"No, I'm not." Yucky. 

"That's no 4 leaf clover...that's barf."

Happy St. Patty's!

-by Liz-

Jeff Boe-ism #2

Jeff Boe:

(talking about crazy Tom)

He's so drunk he thinks he's me!

Soup & Hot Tubs

George: I got invited to go have soup once.

Jenna: I never get invited over for soup, just the hot tub.

George: Start becoming ugly, Jenna, then you'll get offered soup instead of hot tubs.

Bubble, Bubble

Andy: Bubble, bubble.

Abbey: I'm gonna pop your bubble.

Andy: Bubble, bubble, bubble!! You stepped in my bubble!

Abbey: Oh my God! I touched his bubble!

bitch

Andy: 

When are you gonna stop bein such a bitch?

Jenna: 

Did you just call me a bitch again for no reason?

Andy: 

No......I rudely asked when you're gonna start putting out...

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shot

Dusty also wanted to play mix a shot since he won. 

This was his recipe.

The Big Badass Book of Shots - #1

(If you take a new shot from the book, you have to sign and date it.)

Piece of Ass, A

6-11-10

"I've had better." - Jenna

"Not the best I've ever had." - Andy

"More foreplay, but had better." - Hawk

"Not bad." - Mess

Jeff Boe

Situation

Andy: Jenna, call Mess and ask him about a situation happening later.

*ring, ring*

Mess: Hello?

Jenna: Hey Mess, what's this I hear about a situation happening later?

Mess: I don't know, but you can touch my cock if you want.

G

Lucas: What's the 'G' stand for? Gin?

Crazy Tom-ism #1

Pardon the French-Hell I am French!

Dear Joe

Dear Joe,

  This does not work and I don't want to come to your room.  Good try though.

Sincerely, Jenna

P.S. You spelled "Inn" wrong

How to be awesome like Chase

How to be awesome like Chase

-Lots of Chinese buffets

-Leadership capabilities

-Bandit shirt

-Love shots

-Something about a polar bear

Added later (by Chase and Jenna)

Don't be like him!!!

EVER!!! :)

I HEART CHASE!

Just add alcohol!

I heart Jenna always!

Boom Shaka Laka

Tray of Shots

Approximately 1:45 a.m. Mess goes outside to smoke, propping open the side door...

Leevi: LAST CALL!!

Mess: (pokes his head inside the door) LEEVI! (holds up 10 fingers)

Leevi: You want 10 shots?  (Mess nods his head yes)

Mess finishes his cig and comes inside....

Mess: Where's my tray of shots?!

Jersey Shore

Big Burly Man (that looks like he could be on Jersey Shore): Do you watch Jersey Shore?  Do you know what that is?

Jenna: uhh...yeah...

Big Burly Man: Oh, I just wasn't sure if you had MTV out here or not.