Friday, July 22, 2011

Stripper

Boy: So you bartend huh? Bet you could make more money as a stripper.
Jenna: Uh yeah, I guess maybe I could....
Boy: You could be my own private stripper, I have a lot of money.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Sex on Bonny Dam

While playing mix-a-drink....

Dusty: Instead of Sex on the Beach we should call it Sex on Bonny Dam and make it shitty!


Monday, May 9, 2011

2 Inch Blade

While partying at the bowling alley Boy Sam goes outside to smoke...

Random Mexican: Hey, you ever been stabbed with a 2 inch blade?
Boy Sam: Uhhh...no.
Random Mexican: Do you want to be?
Boy Sam: Um no, I'm good.  Thanks.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Monday, April 11, 2011

Mexican

Boy Sam: You're Mexican, right Jenna?
Jenna: Uhh no I'm not Mexican at all Sam.
Boy Sam: You're like half Mexican, Jenna. It's ok-it's a beautiful thing.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Crunchy Beer




(Dusty takes a drink of beer after Kale gets done hitting Dusty's bottle with his own, chipping the bottle)

Dusty: Why was that last drink crunchy?
Jenna: What? Crunchy?
Dusty: Yeah, I don't know.  It was just like crunchy.
Jenna and Jenni: umm...that's because there's glass in your beer, Dusty.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Crazy Tom-ism #2

Jeff Boe signs 'I love you' 
(points to his eye, crosses his heart, 
points to Tom)

Crazy Tom: I don't know braille-quit talking to me like that!