things i've heard in the bar
Friday, July 22, 2011
Stripper
Boy:
So you bartend huh? Bet you could make more money as a stripper.
Jenna:
Uh yeah, I guess maybe I could....
Boy:
You could be my own private stripper, I have a lot of money.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Sex on Bonny Dam
While playing mix-a-drink....
Dusty:
Instead of Sex on the Beach we should call it Sex on Bonny Dam and make it shitty!
Monday, May 9, 2011
2 Inch Blade
While partying at the bowling alley Boy Sam goes outside to smoke...
Random Mexican: Hey, you ever been stabbed with a 2 inch blade?
Boy Sam: Uhhh...no.
Random Mexican: Do you want to be?
Boy Sam: Um no, I'm good. Thanks.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Too Tight Pants Dance
This is Lucas demonstrating his too tight pants dance.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Mexican
Boy Sam:
You're Mexican, right Jenna?
Jenna:
Uhh no I'm not Mexican at all Sam.
Boy Sam:
You're like half Mexican, Jenna. It's ok-it's a beautiful thing.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Crunchy Beer
(Dusty takes a drink of beer after Kale gets done hitting Dusty's bottle with his own, chipping the bottle)
Dusty:
Why was that last drink crunchy?
Jenna:
What? Crunchy?
Dusty:
Yeah, I don't know. It was just like crunchy.
Jenna and Jenni:
umm...that's because there's glass in your beer, Dusty.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Crazy Tom-ism #2
Jeff Boe signs 'I love you'
(points to his eye, crosses his heart,
points to Tom)
Crazy Tom:
I don't know braille-quit talking to me like that!
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